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    #11
    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    "Your round"
    you need a diet?

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      #12
      With the greatest respect
      Doing the needful since 1827

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        #13
        Doing the needfull
        Doing the needful since 1827

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          #14
          Helicopter view
          One pager
          Heavy lifting
          Temperature check
          Leverage
          80/20 rule
          Value add
          Loop back
          Ping it across
          Key take aways

          Need I go on?
          "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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            #15
            Has anybody got a phrase that they actually do like?

            I tried to think of one but couldn't ....

            Essentially I like everyone to sit silence.

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              #16
              Originally posted by tomtomagain View Post
              Has anybody got a phrase that they actually do like?

              I tried to think of one but couldn't ....

              Essentially I like everyone to sit silence.
              "Remittance advice" does it for me

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                #17
                Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                "Your round"
                You've got room to speak you fat bastard!
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  #18
                  PIN number
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    #19
                    Think yourself lucky you don't have words like these put up with:
                    • Massenkommunikationsdienstleistungsunternehmen
                    • Sozialversicherungsfachangestelltenauszubildender
                    • Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften
                    • Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung
                    • siebenhundertsiebenundsiebzigtausendsiebenhunderts iebenundsiebzig
                    • Landwirtschaftlicher Versicherungsverein (what I have to answer the phone with to external calls)
                    • Hottentottenpotentatentantenattentat (more of a joke, I don't use this at work)
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                      PIN number
                      PAC code
                      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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