I'm not a bad person, I just do bad things

[mudskipper]

A classic doodab thread.

[MaryPoppins]

I can't go anywhere except my own toilet. Holidays are a nightmare - it's usually day 5 before I get any 'movement'. Apparently it's called 'shy bowels'.

Are your bowels still shy?

Mine at much too gregarious for my liking.

[mudskipper]

Are your bowels still shy?

Mine at much too gregarious for my liking.

Thanks for asking.

I managed a dump at clientCo last week - I think this probably indicates that I've been here too long if my bowels are starting to recognise it as home.