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[Platypus]

Crinkled, baked or normal ?

Normal

Ooh. Get you. I bet you asked them to cut the baguette in half 'n all.

No! I like to tear the baguette in half myself giving a nice rustic feel.

Pipers, Red Sky, something else?

Good shout! Pipers

EDIT: ^ or did you just Google? Cheat.

[SimonMac]

Thanks! Assume neither you or Pondy like gherkins. Don't meet many men who do actually.

Nothing wrong with a little pickle!

[d000hg]

Yack.

Can I have some + rep too, please?

PS. I'm having a pastrami & gherkin sandwich. It's nice.

Good call. Our local deli does a really good sandwich - pastrami, sliced gherkin and onion with mustard.

I quite often make a hot sandwich:

- 2 small sub rolls, normally seedy ones
- add salami on one side
- mild cheddat on the other
- finely chopped onion on the salami
- a few mini-gherkins, sliced lengthwise and laid out on the cheese
- grill for 2-3 minutes
- squish closed and devour

[MaryPoppins]

No! I like to tear the baguette in half myself giving a nice rustic feel.

Christ on a bike. If I went about tearing coleslaw filled baguettes apart, I'd need to bring a change of clothes to work.

[d000hg]

Is "coleslaw filled baguette" a euphemism, like "badly packed kebab"?

[MaryPoppins]

Good call. Our local deli does a really good sandwich - pastrami, sliced gherkin and onion with mustard.

I quite often make a hot sandwich:

- 2 small sub rolls, normally seedy ones
- add salami on one side
- mild cheddat on the other
- finely chopped onion on the salami
- a few mini-gherkins, sliced lengthwise and laid out on the cheese
- grill for 2-3 minutes
- squish closed and devour

Is that some sort of cheese?

Otherwise sounds divine. I'll be round shortly!

[EternalOptimist]

Is that some sort of cheese?

Otherwise sounds divine. I'll be round shortly!

if you eat that lot, you WILL be round

[FiveTimes]

Normal

No! I like to tear the baguette in half myself giving a nice rustic feel.

Christ on a bike. If I went about tearing coleslaw filled baguettes apart, I'd need to bring a change of clothes to work.

Maybe Platypus likes the rustic feel of eating his lunch off the desk surface and then picking up the dropped coleslaw from his jeans for afters

[Old Greg]

Maybe Platypus likes the rustic feel of eating his lunch off the desk surface and then picking up the dropped coleslaw from his jeans for afters

Presumably he removes his trousers before eating coleslaw like any decent gent.

[mudskipper]

likewise. Anything to keep mudskipper off the top.

Whatever makes you happy.