IF NumParodies > 20 Then Call ThrowToysOutOfPram

[Old Greg]

£3

It would be helpful if you could start keeping a record of the cost of your lunchtime sandwiches and the number of parody threads generated over the time period when you pop out to buy the sandwich.

[Pondlife]

Thanks! Assume neither you or Pondy like gherkins. Don't meet many men who do actually.

Notveryinterestinganecdote #37

When I was in Uni one of my housemates would find the smallest crispiest chip in his McD's meal and use that one to pick out the gherkin from his burger. That chip was then to be discarded as far away from the food as possible.

No idea why they insist on putting them in in the first place.

[MaryPoppins]

and for crying out loud - what flavour crisps?!

[Platypus]

and for crying out loud - what flavour crisps?!

Anglesey Sea Salt

[FiveTimes]

Thanks! Assume neither you or Pondy like gherkins. Don't meet many men who do actually.

I'll eat a gherkin on a quarter pounder or something similar. but on a sarnie ? I'm out

[MaryPoppins]

Notveryinterestinganecdote #37

Could you point me to the other 36? I'd quite like to read them.

[FiveTimes]

Anglesey Sea Salt

Crinkled, baked or normal ?

[MaryPoppins]

Anglesey Sea Salt

Ooh. Get you. I bet you asked them to cut the baguette in half 'n all.

[Old Greg]

Crinkled, baked or normal ?

Pipers, Red Sky, something else?

[eek]

Done

likewise. Anything to keep mudskipper off the top.