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The roads are always congested because
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What we need is a good war or pandemic. Lest that way the cars will disapear off the road and house prices will come down. Everyone's a winner.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
You may like the latest Dan Brown's book, finally with no happy end.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat we need is a good war or pandemic. Lest that way the cars will disapear off the road and house prices will come down. Everyone's a winner.Comment
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If its a happy ending you want? PM Mary Poppins.Originally posted by mickey View PostYou may like the latest Dan Brown's book, finally with no happy end.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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she will put you in touch with a couple of truckers MF likes to use.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIf its a happy ending you want? PM Mary Poppins.Comment
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Jeff Maginty is a cretin.
The roads aren't congested during the school holidays."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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we need more kids?Originally posted by SueEllen View PostJeff Maginty is a cretin.
The roads aren't congested during the school holidays.Comment
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I'd go for Nevil Shute's On the Beach instead - great post-nuclear war book, I won't spoil the ending, and written by someone who isn't a cretin.Originally posted by mickey View PostYou may like the latest Dan Brown's book, finally with no happy end.Comment
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most of the countries that I have visited have less lanes than we do, they also have a lot less congestion. This is because their roads are longer. this country is so little
What we ned is a bigger country
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I see no flaw in this logicOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postmost of the countries that I have visited have less lanes than we do, they also have a lot less congestion. This is because their roads are longer. this country is so little
What we ned is a bigger country

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