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    The roads are always congested because

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    Last edited by Jeff Maginty; 26 March 2017, 17:55.

    #2
    What we need is a good war or pandemic. Lest that way the cars will disapear off the road and house prices will come down. Everyone's a winner.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      What we need is a good war or pandemic. Lest that way the cars will disapear off the road and house prices will come down. Everyone's a winner.
      You may like the latest Dan Brown's book, finally with no happy end.

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        #4
        Originally posted by mickey View Post
        You may like the latest Dan Brown's book, finally with no happy end.
        If its a happy ending you want? PM Mary Poppins.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          If its a happy ending you want? PM Mary Poppins.
          she will put you in touch with a couple of truckers MF likes to use.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Jeff Maginty is a cretin.

            The roads aren't congested during the school holidays.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #7
              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              Jeff Maginty is a cretin.

              The roads aren't congested during the school holidays.
              we need more kids?
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Originally posted by mickey View Post
                You may like the latest Dan Brown's book, finally with no happy end.
                I'd go for Nevil Shute's On the Beach instead - great post-nuclear war book, I won't spoil the ending, and written by someone who isn't a cretin.

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                  #9
                  most of the countries that I have visited have less lanes than we do, they also have a lot less congestion. This is because their roads are longer. this country is so little

                  What we ned is a bigger country



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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    most of the countries that I have visited have less lanes than we do, they also have a lot less congestion. This is because their roads are longer. this country is so little

                    What we ned is a bigger country



                    I see no flaw in this logic
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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