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Is it because bifters died out due to over consumption?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNot heard that expression in donks
nope never heard of bifter or Donks (I'm assuming you meant yonks?)
Ah Bifter is wacky baccy rolled.
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a fat chick?
Urban Dictionary: bifter
and donks
a very round, attractive ghetto syle booty
derivation: shortened form or badonkadonk
damn, i wanna hit that fine donk.
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classics and larger cars , mostly domestic, lifted and fitted with 20" wheels or greater.
Urban Dictionary: donks
So let me get this straight Doodab was pleasuring a lady of generous dimensions and MP wanted a piece of big booty?Comment
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You made me spit my coffee out!Originally posted by vetran View PostSo let me get this straight Doodab was pleasuring a lady of generous dimensions and MP wanted a piece of big booty?Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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Donkey's years.Originally posted by rhubarb View PostI've not heard that expression ever!While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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One of my friends did security scenarios in the docklands. One time he had to walk around Canary Wharf with a fake suicide vest on, another time he had to go into the HSBC building with a parachute and try and get on the roof. It sounds like fun but would always be the nagging doubt in the back of your mind that the communication that it was only a simulation may not reach everyone.Comment
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My brother did penetration testing once when he was in the army. They had to break into as many military establishments in Gibraltar as they could. The were also told that the local police and the military units did not know about them so ... erm ... try to be careful!Originally posted by RedSauce View PostOne of my friends did security scenarios in the docklands. One time he had to walk around Canary Wharf with a fake suicide vest on, another time he had to go into the HSBC building with a parachute and try and get on the roof. It sounds like fun but would always be the nagging doubt in the back of your mind that the communication that it was only a simulation may not reach everyone.Comment
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Myself and a few former colleagues once broke into Leicester Prison.Originally posted by MyUserName View PostMy brother did penetration testing once when he was in the army. They had to break into as many military establishments in Gibraltar as they could. The were also told that the local police and the military units did not know about them so ... erm ... try to be careful!Comment
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Was that back in the days when they lined up 9 whites and one black suspect?Originally posted by doodab View PostI was once sat on a bench smoking a bifter when a plained clothed policeman walked up to me, introduced himself and asked if I wanted to earn £20 being in a line up. I took it. Not bad for 10 minutes work in those days.
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