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    #11
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Not heard that expression in donks
    I've not heard that expression ever!

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      #12
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Not heard that expression in donks
      Is it because bifters died out due to over consumption?

      nope never heard of bifter or Donks (I'm assuming you meant yonks?)

      Ah Bifter is wacky baccy rolled.
      or

      a fat chick?

      Urban Dictionary: bifter


      and donks

      a very round, attractive ghetto syle booty

      derivation: shortened form or badonkadonk
      damn, i wanna hit that fine donk.

      or

      classics and larger cars , mostly domestic, lifted and fitted with 20" wheels or greater.


      Urban Dictionary: donks

      So let me get this straight Doodab was pleasuring a lady of generous dimensions and MP wanted a piece of big booty?
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #13
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        So let me get this straight Doodab was pleasuring a lady of generous dimensions and MP wanted a piece of big booty?
        You made me spit my coffee out!
        Doing the needful since 1827

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          #14
          Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
          I've not heard that expression ever!
          Donkey's years.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #15
            Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
            You made me spit my coffee out!
            Mission accomplished
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #16
              One of my friends did security scenarios in the docklands. One time he had to walk around Canary Wharf with a fake suicide vest on, another time he had to go into the HSBC building with a parachute and try and get on the roof. It sounds like fun but would always be the nagging doubt in the back of your mind that the communication that it was only a simulation may not reach everyone.

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                #17
                Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
                One of my friends did security scenarios in the docklands. One time he had to walk around Canary Wharf with a fake suicide vest on, another time he had to go into the HSBC building with a parachute and try and get on the roof. It sounds like fun but would always be the nagging doubt in the back of your mind that the communication that it was only a simulation may not reach everyone.
                My brother did penetration testing once when he was in the army. They had to break into as many military establishments in Gibraltar as they could. The were also told that the local police and the military units did not know about them so ... erm ... try to be careful!
                "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
                  My brother did penetration testing once when he was in the army. They had to break into as many military establishments in Gibraltar as they could. The were also told that the local police and the military units did not know about them so ... erm ... try to be careful!
                  Myself and a few former colleagues once broke into Leicester Prison.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    I was once sat on a bench smoking a bifter when a plained clothed policeman walked up to me, introduced himself and asked if I wanted to earn £20 being in a line up. I took it. Not bad for 10 minutes work in those days.
                    Was that back in the days when they lined up 9 whites and one black suspect?
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