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Nah, you shoud stick around.Originally posted by stevetaylor View PostThanks for the help. I shall try and find a forum where the mental age is above 5!!
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Somewhere from the Midlands comes the resounding clang of MP's knickers hitting the floor!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNah, you shoud stick around.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostSomewhere from the Midlands comes the resounding clang of MP's knickers hitting the floor!
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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See ya. With 4 posts in total I don't think we are going to really miss ya...Originally posted by stevetaylor View PostThanks for the help. I shall try and find a forum where the mental age is above 5!!
Have fun saddos
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Come to daddy!!!!Originally posted by DirtyDog View Post
Try the B/C subforum for more "professional" replies, but don't expect much.
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I had a mate that did a stint there a while back. He seemed to like it. He kept telling me about some 3l1t3 Unix SA girl that drank like a fish and seriously knew her stuff so it didn't sound all that bad.Comment
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I saw a presentation from one of their data analysts last year, which from a geek perspective was very interestingOriginally posted by OwlHoot View PostDunno about LCH, but it would be cool to have a contract at the LHC
Lots of physics I couldn't even pretend to understand, but it was interesting nonetheless.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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I'm not keen on contracts where many permies know their stuff, and "seriously" knowing their stuff sounds nightmarish, especially if it's a girl.Originally posted by bobspud View PostI had a mate that did a stint there a while back. He seemed to like it. He kept telling me about some 3l1t3 Unix SA girl that drank like a fish and seriously knew her stuff so it didn't sound all that bad.
The ideal clientco is where I know my stuff, and without my help the permies barely get by
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