Originally posted by MaryPoppins
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If you died tomorrow....
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Told you so.
Not a description per se.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Um. What is WWTBAM? I think that sounds spot on though?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWhen I applied for WWTBAM I had to say what 3 words my friends would use to describe me. Can't remember what I went for, will dig it out...
Edit: sociable, determined, adventurous
Not sure any of those are particularly true!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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who wants to be a millionaire - went for an audition, but got trounced by people who were more sociable, adventurous and determined...Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostUm. What is WWTBAM? I think that sounds spot on though?Comment
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Misread the thread title. Dying of something nasty? I'll fly into a hill, fck the last words and likely family will say 'thank fck'.
Nobody's gonna be wiping my arse for me in my declining days they can scrape off a hill instead.Comment
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Did you! Blimey.Originally posted by mudskipper View Postwho wants to be a millionaire - went for an audition, but got trounced by people who were more sociable, adventurous and determined...
I thought it was something like: 'World Wide Tits Bottom And Muff' [competition]Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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