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    #21
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    So what about you, Poppings? What's your three?
    Way too easy.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Way too easy.
      surely that's NLadyUK?
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #23
        If I was actually dead they'd have to say I was "a wonderful person" or the "life and soul" even though I'm not. Isn't it weird how the ones who get murdered are always so lovely?


        ps: have a hug MP
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #24
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          Thank f**k. Pillock.
          I had planned for you:

          Necrophiles five quid.

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            #25
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            So what about you, Poppings? What's your three?
            Not sure. Generous, witty and tidy maybe
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #26
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Not sure. Generous, witty and tidy maybe

              As in tidy like a brick tulip house?
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #27
                Where's his will?

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                  #28
                  Him! Him! Him!
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #29
                    Wandered off forever...
                    Free advice and opinions - refunds are available if you are not 100% satisfied.

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                      #30
                      Never too busy
                      "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                      https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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