Originally posted by mudskipper
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If you died tomorrow....
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWay too easy.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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If I was actually dead they'd have to say I was "a wonderful person" or the "life and soul" even though I'm not. Isn't it weird how the ones who get murdered are always so lovely?
ps: have a hug MPOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostThank f**k. Pillock.
Necrophiles five quid.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostSo what about you, Poppings? What's your three?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNot sure. Generous, witty and tidy maybe
As in tidy like a brick tulip house?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Him! Him! Him!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Wandered off forever...Free advice and opinions - refunds are available if you are not 100% satisfied.Comment
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Never too busyComment
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