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Advice Needed - Student Son's housemate threatening violence !
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Retard. The starting point is identifying who is on your staff, and motivating them in the most productive way, according to their personality.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostGood to know you see that as the starting point though.
Put the bag back on, you'll earn more money.Comment
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Originally posted by Ticktock View PostWhat an angry old man you seem to be. So angry that you didn't read my post.
Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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<mod hat on>No more
personal attacks that lack humour please.</mod hat off>
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I'm going to admit darling Hack, that you do make one good point with regard to identifying individuals whose only language is violence.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostRetard. The starting point is identifying who is on your staff, and motivating them in the most productive way, according to their personality.
Put the bag back on, you'll earn more money.
An old fashioned knee capping probably would do you the world of good.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I know, and a good shag would probably do you some good too darling.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI'm going to admit darling Hack, that you do make one good point with regard to identifying individuals whose only language is violence.
An old fashioned knee capping probably would do you the world of good.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI'm going to admit darling Hack, that you do make one good point with regard to identifying individuals whose only language is violence.
An old fashioned knee capping probably would do you the world of good.
Hard Brexit now!
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I won't argue with you there HackerooOriginally posted by Old Hack View PostI know, and a good shag would probably do you some good too darling.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I know, the neediness is palpable. Go on, get your glad rags on, pop down the docks, don a bag and I am sure there's some somalian tulip house cleaner who would lower his standards enough to give you 13 seconds of relief. Plenty of lube mind; it's been a while.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI won't argue with you there HackerooComment
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Small price to pay for a babysitter.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI'll send her round with her washing."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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