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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Knobhead is tapping his desk again. I have asked him (as have my peers) to stop.

    "I'll try but I'm a compulsive tapper" came the response by email.

    Gonna go postal at some point
    I assume that since you can hear the tapping he's close enough to talk to
    Coffee's for closers

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      #12
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Carpet bomb his desk.
      FTFY
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        #13
        offer him some sweets with superglue coated wrappers.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #14
          just put your headphones on and/or learn to concentrate

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            #15
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Winner. I thought about putting underlay on his desk.
            In seriousness, he might not even mind - get him to tap on a mousemat or something?
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
              I assume that since you can hear the tapping he's close enough to talk to
              Apparently it's easier to confront someone from behind a few lines of text finished with a 'lol'
              Permietractor (probably)

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                #17
                I was asked not to make him feel "ganged up on". It's a small office with lots of us in here. If I spoke to him about it this ran the risk of others "pitching in" and then he would have felt ganged up on.

                Email was subtler.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Email was subtler.
                  Yeah and it clearly works too.

                  If he asks you to do anything just tell him to **** off and die. If he complains tell him you're a compulsive angry ****.
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    I was asked not to make him feel "ganged up on". It's a small office with lots of us in here. If I spoke to him about it this ran the risk of others "pitching in" and then he would have felt ganged up on.

                    Email was subtler.
                    Wetter.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      just put your headphones on and/or learn to concentrate
                      +1

                      But then this is Suity we are talking about
                      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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