Cretinwatching - notes from the field

[sasguru]

A good day for spotting the greater cretin today.
Pleased to spot the return of Lord Haw Haw and Old Hick.
Their bright plumage is a welcome contrast to the lesser or spotted cretin, the rather drab doogie and vetran.
As usual reproducing their distinctive meaningless sounds is guaranteed an answering response thus identifying them clearly.

[Old Greg]

It is a particularly virulent strain this autumn. A sharp frost should quiet them down somewhat.

[d000hg]

It'd be a terrible shame if you got banned for being such an insufferable oik starting a thread to insult people.

[vetran]

don't ban him, not sure his eco shed can handle more tears.

Don't worry soon he will be rewarded for all his hard work, the new Avon catalogue will be out and his customers will need cleaning products.