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Well I'll like a divorceOriginally posted by AtW View Postsasguru and scooterscot had a Star Wars themed wedding, and where they tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers.
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but not enough to give NAT excuse to do mass bans again.
HTH"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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They do make for some lively threads...Originally posted by scooterscot View PostWell I'll like a divorceComment
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Somebody has to keep the resident monkey entertain, otherwise there'd be an awful mess.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostThey do make for some lively threads..."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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I'd be posting more to get a fix in but the last bulb in the house has blown and trying to see the keyboard using a flashlight phone app perched on a cup hanging over the keyboard is a pain. I don't trust my 'almost' touch typing to post without a review (even sober).Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostDid you tell the missus?
sshhh!"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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A Buddhist monk goes to a shop and picks up a newspaper, before heading to the counter. That'll be 30p please says the shop keeper and the monk hands over £5. The shopkeeper says thanks and puts the £5 in the till with a thank you.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDoes anything ever change on cuk?
What about my change?, askes the monk
Ah, change comes from within, replies the shopkeeper.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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