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vetran replied

5 September 2013, 08:18
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Cheers!

Been a rough time since Plan B went titsup but getting back to normal now.

Working on my own property acquisition at the moment, a few weeks ago that would have meant a more spacious car

Don't bother with a Jaguar SUV - apparently.

good to hear you are on the up!
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d000hg replied

5 September 2013, 08:17
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Cheers!

Been a rough time since Plan B went titsup but getting back to normal now.

Working on my own property acquisition at the moment, a few weeks ago that would have meant a more spacious car

Blimey, that bad? Sorry to hear it.
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scooterscot replied

5 September 2013, 08:05
Originally posted by vetran View Post

will you get half of Sassy's millions or did he make you sign a pre-nup to make sure he kept his back copies of the Beano?

The pre-nup only gets me a few microwave meals and copy of carcass monthly.
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vetran replied

5 September 2013, 08:03
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Well I'll like a divorce

will you get half of Sassy's millions or did he make you sign a pre-nup to make sure he kept his back copies of the Beano?
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Cliphead replied

5 September 2013, 07:56
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Welcome back. I was only yesterday tempted to post a "where's ClipHead" thread!

Where've you been?

The only thing I can think of that you may have missed is Faqqer's property acquisition.

Cheers!

Been a rough time since Plan B went titsup but getting back to normal now.

Working on my own property acquisition at the moment, a few weeks ago that would have meant a more spacious car
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d000hg replied

5 September 2013, 07:24
Welcome back. I was only yesterday tempted to post a "where's ClipHead" thread!

Where've you been?

The only thing I can think of that you may have missed is Faqqer's property acquisition.
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MarillionFan replied

5 September 2013, 07:14
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Does anything ever change on cuk?

A Buddhist monk goes to a shop and picks up a newspaper, before heading to the counter. That'll be 30p please says the shop keeper and the monk hands over £5. The shopkeeper says thanks and puts the £5 in the till with a thank you.

What about my change?, askes the monk
Ah, change comes from within, replies the shopkeeper.
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BrilloPad replied

5 September 2013, 07:11
Does anything ever change on cuk?
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scooterscot replied

4 September 2013, 21:57
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Did you tell the missus?

sshhh!
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AtW replied

4 September 2013, 21:56
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Well I'll like a divorce

Did you tell the missus?
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Cliphead replied

4 September 2013, 19:57
Cheers all!

I'd be posting more to get a fix in but the last bulb in the house has blown and trying to see the keyboard using a flashlight phone app perched on a cup hanging over the keyboard is a pain. I don't trust my 'almost' touch typing to post without a review (even sober).
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scooterscot replied

4 September 2013, 19:45
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

They do make for some lively threads...

Somebody has to keep the resident monkey entertain, otherwise there'd be an awful mess.
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mudskipper replied

4 September 2013, 19:43
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Well I'll like a divorce

They do make for some lively threads...
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Mich the Tester replied

4 September 2013, 19:42
'ello
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scooterscot replied

4 September 2013, 19:17
Originally posted by AtW View Post

sasguru and scooterscot had a Star Wars themed wedding, and where they tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers.

Some usual but not enough to give NAT excuse to do mass bans again.

HTH

Well I'll like a divorce
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