Tricky medical issue

[MaryPoppins]

I read it as an open (!) invite.

Just ask nicely.

[doodab]

Just ask nicely.

I expect your inbox will soon be overflowing. So to speak.

[d000hg]

Just ask nicely.

You don't think "please may I cum on your boobs" comes across a bit creepy?

[doodab]

You don't think "please may I cum on your boobs" comes across a bit creepy?

Creepier than "may I cum in your ear?"?

[OwlHoot]

You don't think "please may I cum on your boobs" comes across a bit creepy?

and possibly painful if a squid tried it

[d000hg]

Creepier than "may I cum in your ear?"?

A real man doesn't ask. Perhaps.

[BrilloPad]

A real man doesn't ask. Perhaps.

And then wipes his dick on the curtains before getting the last bus home.

[vetran]

Tattybojangles, Boobs, Melons, Tits, Milk factories, Wongles, cushions, bongo's, coconuts, mammary glands, Jugs, Cans, Funbags, Rack.

well anything for new knowledge:

1) breast
2) teat
3) tit
4) mammary
5) boob
6) Hooters
7) Yabbos
8) Golden Bozos
9) Milksacks
10) Titties
11) Yumyum Bags
12) Grab Bags
13) Fun Mountain
14) Winnebagos
15) Airbags
16) Norks
17) Lady Pillows
18) Bristols
19) Jubblies
20) Ta-tas
21) Knockers
22) Puppies
23) Dugs
24) Möpse (pl. of "Mops", German for "pug dog")
25) Balcony (We use this one in French too)
26) Chest
27) Bust
28) Bumpers
29) busters
30) sweater puppies
31) the twins
32) rack
33) sweater kittens
34) sweater meat
35) weasels fighting in a gunny sack (refers to sweater clad woman jogging)
36) BEWBS
37) JUGS
38) KNOBS
39) Bazookas
40) Bazongas
41) Chesticles
42) Bosom (as in "pendulous, heaving bosom")
44) Nummies (a family favorite)
45) The Girls
43) shadayim
44) Dowas
45) Boobies (My hands are booby traps)
46) nipple holders (replaces the repeated 'dugs')
47) boulders (bra = over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder)
48) Fun bags
49) Yabbahos
50) dairies
51) Golden Winnebagos
52) Second base!
53) floppers
54) udders

[d000hg]

On the curtains? That's pretty civilised compared to using her hair.

[MaryPoppins]

A real man doesn't ask. Perhaps.

You've gone right up in my estimation there.