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    #11
    Originally posted by Dallas View Post
    we can make this more efficient:
    1.
    2. Increase his life assurance.
    3.
    ....
    buy a dog
    FTFY

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      #12
      Originally posted by Dallas View Post
      we can make this more efficient:
      1.
      3.
      ....
      buy a dog
      beastiality? Isn't that a limited market?
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #13
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        FTFY
        even more hard-hearted than I

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          #14
          Originally posted by Dallas View Post
          we can make this more efficient:
          1.
          3.
          ....
          buy a dog
          Good idea. Man can be friends with dog or woman. Woman and dog insist that someone is in charge.

          Anyway, why did you pass up the chance with that director who used to oggle you in the gym?

          BP
          PS MrsBP got a marriage offer in 1985(shje was 18) from a Texan who was worth hundreds of millions of dollars - he was a rancher. 35 and inherited from his father. MrsBP was vuisiting her father who was a fireman at some airport on the Isle of Man. Rather stupidly she turned him down as she did not love him!!

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            #15
            Ah, yes:



            A lot of the toilets here (men's that is) have these:

            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #16
              Originally posted by cojak View Post
              That's a male fantasy.
              WCS

              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #17
                Originally posted by Dallas View Post
                we can make this more efficient:
                1.
                3.
                ....
                buy a dog
                Step 2 needs to occur in order for step 3 to become valid - a unit test failure

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by centurian View Post
                  Step 2 needs to occur in order for step 3 to become valid - a unit test failure
                  I don't need to spend his cash for him to die

                  he just needs to die

                  then I can buy a dog

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Dallas View Post
                    I don't need to spend his cash for him to die

                    he just needs to die

                    then I can buy a dog
                    Don't you think that be revealing this plan if and when it occurs the police may be a bit dubious and investigate?
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by eek View Post
                      Don't you think that be revealing this plan if and when it occurs the police may be a bit dubious and investigate?
                      you mean you cant fulfil, I can def get awol from all traces

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