So I'm presenting this meeting

[eek]

Why are you a loser even in your imagination?

+1. After that story he's fallen below suity in the are you cut out stakes.

Heck MF is now incredibly close to Psychocandy in that league table.

[mudskipper]

Your wife didn't notice the car was gone?

[MaryPoppins]

So why is it your concern if the company has to pay more?

Your wife didn't notice the car was gone?

I think I need to check for consistency and logic before posting made up stuff. Bit like I have to with my meeting minutes.

FTFY

[OwlHoot]

+1. After that story he's fallen below suity in the are you cut out stakes. ...

Oh I don't know. There was plenty of action and the suspense seemed to build up nicely, although the ending was a slight disappointment. Would have been funnier if MF had run up the gangway just as the plane doors slammed shut, and he missed the flight.

I once gave a friend a lift to Gatwick, where he had a flight booked. Or so he thought, until the check in lady pointed out that the ticket said Stansted! Cue mad dash back up the M23, round the M25, and up the M11 at 100 MPH much of the way. (Luckily it wasn't the rush hour.) And like MF, the guy just caught his plane by a matter of seconds.

[MaryPoppins]

Oh I don't know. There was plenty of action and the suspense seemed to build up nicely, although the ending was a slight disappointment. Would have been funnier if MF had run up the gangway just as the plane doors slammed shut, and he missed the flight.

or fell off the jetway?

[AtW]

or fell off the jetway?

Again?

[eek]

Oh I don't know. There was plenty of action and the suspense seemed to build up nicely, although the ending was a slight disappointment. Would have been funnier if MF had run up the gangway just as the plane doors slammed shut, and he missed the flight.

I once gave a friend a lift to Gatwick, where he had a flight booked. Or so he thought, until the check in lady pointed out that the ticket said Stansted! Cue mad dash back up the M23, round the M25, and up the M11 at 100 MPH much of the way. (Luckily it wasn't the rush hour.) And like MF, the guy just caught his plane by a matter of seconds.

but its very much a variation on a theme. It was only a few months ago we had arrive at the wrong airport and miss flight story.

I mean would you employ anyone in a senior position who gets the basics wrong so often.....

[AtW]

I mean would you employ anyone in a senior position who gets the basics wrong so often.....

The choice was between him and sasguru.

HTH

[sasguru]

I'm perm. Plus it was a business class flight and I don't remember anyone on here earning £3k a day. (With the exception of Sasguru of course)

How's your running going? Still doing 6 miles in 30 minutes?

[d000hg]

How's your running going? Still doing 6 miles in 30 minutes?

I heard it was 30 miles in 6 minutes, he's a machine.