US/UK attack Syria

[Mich the Tester]

At the moment, it's not our war. The world is full of injustice, drought, famine, pestilence, what are you going to do about it?

I'll tell you, you're going to thank your lucky stars that it isn't happening to you and yours.

Maybe this one isn't our fight, eh? Over 100,000 people have died in that conflict, some fcker unleashes gas and kills 350(ish) and now it's everyone's problem?

Nah, fckit, I'm not playing.

Yep, but I think Camerobama have a tough decision; they can be damned for letting Assad get away with it (if it was indeed Assad's people who used chemical weapons) or be damned for getting us into another war; I don't think they can take the right decision, but try to get the least wrong decision. Either way, tulip will hit the fan. Meanwhile, indeed, just be glad that stuff isn't happening here.

[darmstadt]

So your "WASP" God, is he the one that Catholics pray to?
(Or the one that altar boys are a prey to?)

Btw, ask any of your Muslim(Moslem) friends what "Allah" looks like, you know, for a laugh.

Maybe we could, kind of, forget the P bit? Or maybe find an acronym for a catch-all phrase that is similar. As for asking my Muslim friends, I'm not that stupid but apparently:

Allah is perfect. He is not like any of His creations. He has told us that He has hands, eyes, a face, and feet, but all of these attributes are befitting to His might and glory. A Muslim does not say a single thing about Allah other than what Allah says about Himself. Allah is Perfect and Unique.

[minestrone]

They will launch a few missiles in, there will be claims that they hit some biological weapon tulip or at least curtailed someone's ability to use them then that will be that.

[Churchill]

Maybe we could, kind of, forget the P bit? Or maybe find an acronym for a catch-all phrase that is similar. As for asking my Muslim friends, I'm not that stupid but apparently:

How about "Christian"?

As for "Maybe we could, kind of, forget the P bit?" wars have happened for less...

[Mich the Tester]

Maybe we could, kind of, forget the P bit? Or maybe find an acronym for a catch-all phrase that is similar. As for asking my Muslim friends, I'm not that stupid but apparently:

Allah is perfect. He is not like any of His creations. He has told us that He has hands, eyes, a face, and feet, but all of these attributes are befitting to His might and glory. A Muslim does not say a single thing about Allah other than what Allah says about Himself. Allah is Perfect and Unique.

So they're happy with him having an indeterminate number of hands, eyes and feet ?

[mudskipper]

Seriously though, haven't we pissed off enough ragheads(Yes Mudskipper, I said ragheads, that's RAGHEADS!) in the past 23 years?
Congress and the UN? WTF do they know anyway?

So why do you feel the need to use offensive language? It rather undermines your credibility when you probably have a very valid point to make.

[Churchill]

They will launch a few missiles in, there will be claims that they hit some biological weapon tulip or at least curtailed someone's ability to use them then that will be that.

Ah, and that will be that?

You must be "pissed", "stupid", "naive" or all 3. My money is on all 3 based on your past record.

[Churchill]

So why do you feel the need to use offensive language? It rather undermines your credibility when you probably have a very valid point to make.

Credibility? Measured by your yardstick? Put the kettle on love, the boys are having a chat.

[minestrone]

Ah, and that will be that?

You must be "pissed", "stupid", "naive" or all 3. My money is on all 3 based on your past record.

I was never too pissed or stupid to pass a degree you uneducated divorced thicko.

[darmstadt]

How about "Christian"?

As for "Maybe we could, kind of, forget the P bit?" wars have happened for less...

You're right, I remember it well back in the late 70's and Jonathon Umbwaga had been for a few drinks with M'Beke Twestsi in some of the more insalubrious bars in Gulu, mainly drinking Waragi chasers. After a few hours they decided to get a taxi home, seeing as they were far from their home town of Dodoma in Tanzania. while waiting for the taxi, Jonathon desperately needed to relieve himself but M'Beke told him that they would be back at their lodgings soon and that anyway it was illegal to urinate in the streets in Uganda. Eventually the taxi came and they were on their way but the streets in Uganda are not particularly smooth and the jolting up and down caused an unrelenting pressure on poor old Jonathon's bladder and he accidentally let go and once he started, was unable to stop. The taxi driver must have either heard or smelt (Waragi urine has a particularly acidic tang to it) and stopped. He turned around and saw that the whole back seat was wet along with a considerable part of the carpet. Naturally he was enraged (I could now go into a long spiel about how the taxi was a lovingly restored 1952 Humber passed down to him from his aged father, but I won't) and when Jonathon also accidentally followed through, he pulled out his trusty Webley and shot both Jonathon and M'Beke. Unknown to him a friend of theirs from the same town saw this happen and immediately went to the post office and sent a telegram back to Dodoma. Sadly this was read be the postmaster their who informed the authorities and this is how forgetting a 'P' started the Uganda-Tanzania war...







(crap, and I know it, but still....)