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How to look like a fool due to not thinking

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    How to look like a fool due to not thinking

    Letter from council to client co regarding a road closure.

    If you want this letter in Braille please ring ....
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

    #2
    Oh it's about the council, I thought you were going to give us the benefit of your experience.

    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Oh it's about the council, I thought you were going to give us the benefit of your experience.

      Once upon a time, I was told if you can't think of anything nice to say don't say it.

      Its a shame your very expensive private school didn't teach you the same. No wonder you had to live on the goodwill of others to get work (you admit to using the old boys network)
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #4
        Originally posted by eek View Post

        No wonder you had to live on the goodwill of others to get work (you admit to using the old boys network)
        My current clients are in Germany and France where the old boys network doesn't apply.
        Only my skills and rep.

        HTH, BIDI.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          My current clients are in Germany and France where the old boys network doesn't apply.
          Only my skills and rep.

          HTH, BIDI.
          I didn't know spud technicians were in demand over there
          Doing the needful since 1827

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            My current clients are in Germany and France where the old boys network doesn't apply.
            Only my skills and rep.

            HTH, BIDI.
            What happens when admin resets it?
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              Originally posted by eek View Post
              Letter from council to client co regarding a road closure.

              If you want this letter in Braille please ring ....
              What do you expect them to do? Have you considered that blind people might have a helper who can phone the council on the supplied number so they are aware to send future correspondence in braille?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by eek View Post
                Letter from council to client co regarding a road closure.

                If you want this letter in Braille please ring ....
                It would be worse if they did it the other way round.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by eek View Post
                  Letter from council to client co regarding a road closure.

                  If you want this letter in Braille please ring ....
                  A mate at school who was into computers back in the day wrote a program on the BBC for dyslexics and added in a function for the blind which read 'press the Enter key to continue' and how we laughed and took the piss (he said that he designed it so it would talk to you) oh how we ripped the piss some more.

                  He dropped me a line recently on Friends Reunited and is now a multi millionaire / founder / CEO of his own company of 1000 employees just down the road in Orange County California and has invited me down for a catchup.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    A mate at school who was into computers back in the day wrote a program on the BBC for dyslexics and added in a function for the blind which read 'press the Enter key to continue' and how we laughed and took the piss (he said that he designed it so it would talk to you) oh how we ripped the piss some more.

                    He dropped me a line recently on Friends Reunited and is now a multi millionaire / founder / CEO of his own company of 1000 employees just down the road in Orange County California and has invited me down for a catchup.
                    Hey, MF. The year 2002 called - it wants it's fictional tale back.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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