Cunningly hide some claymores on his desk, he might get the hint then
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostGot a co-worker (only works 2 days a week mind, looks like something out of the Wonga ads) and he sits there all day tapping and drumming his fingers on his desk.
Driving me but I'm too polite to say anything.
Any inventive ways of solving this?
Try 'That's incredibly irritating.' with a direct level 3 MaryP glare.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostGot a co-worker (only works 2 days a week mind, looks like something out of the Wonga ads) and he sits there all day tapping and drumming his fingers on his desk.
Driving me but I'm too polite to say anything.
Any inventive ways of solving this?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Send Zeity a PM and ask if he'll lend you his 'mallet of understanding'.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by eek View PostMeat cleaverOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostTwo alternatives;
- Superglue on the desk
- Nitro-glycerine on the desk
Which would give you the bigger laugh?Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post"please stop drumming your fingers on the desk - its annoying"
Or you could escalate. Or resign - just as you were bringing the project back from the brink and making it a success.....Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View PostA thin layer of treacle the surface of the deskOriginally posted by amcdonald View PostCunningly hide some claymores on his desk, he might get the hint thenOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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I didn't say who should have the meat cleaver but it would be a quick solution as suity would be asked to leave the building by security.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Can't we chop off suitys' fingers so we no longer have to put up with his posts?Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostAvailable at very reasonable cost.Comment
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