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Sasguru hasn't been able to live that one down at the bowls club yet.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
They'll never let him forket it.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSasguru hasn't been able to live that one down at the bowls club yet.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I was in the kichen in my bathrobe that fell open when I slipped and there was a folk on the floor and....
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But he was 'discharged' afterwards.
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Probably bought from here: KNIFE STORE | KITCHEN CUTLERY | KNIFE SHOP or he was planning on a trip: Tight Arse Travel: Tight arse cutlery or just misinterpreted butt-fork
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Yes it remains an important way for me to keep connected with my family and social circle. What are the alternatives?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
It's not WHAT these fookers stick down their willies or up their bums that suprises me any more,
it's the quantity
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