Cutlery

[OwlHoot]

I'm really disliking it these days.

Yes it remains an important way for me to keep connected with my family and social circle. What are the alternatives?

You're in the wrong forking thread

[sasguru]

You're in the wrong forking thread

He's not the sharpest tool ....

[minestrone]

I have been told of 2 similar stories from the wife.

I don't know which one is worse, the slicing one or the gluing one.

[Mich the Tester]

The patient in question is Australian. Cutlery is obviously confusing for him.

(as are bats, balls, bicycles, running tracks, egg shaped balls, and many other things)