Cutlery

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Mich the Tester replied

21 August 2013, 11:36
The patient in question is Australian. Cutlery is obviously confusing for him.

(as are bats, balls, bicycles, running tracks, egg shaped balls, and many other things)
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minestrone replied

21 August 2013, 11:34
I have been told of 2 similar stories from the wife.

I don't know which one is worse, the slicing one or the gluing one.
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sasguru replied

21 August 2013, 09:22
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

You're in the wrong forking thread

He's not the sharpest tool ....
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OwlHoot replied

21 August 2013, 08:03
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

I'm really disliking it these days.

Yes it remains an important way for me to keep connected with my family and social circle. What are the alternatives?

You're in the wrong forking thread
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EternalOptimist replied

20 August 2013, 21:06
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Have we done this one yet?

Man, 70, has 10cm steel kitchen fork removed from inside his PENIS after sexual adventure goes wrong | Mail Online

It's not WHAT these fookers stick down their willies or up their bums that suprises me any more,

it's the quantity
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scooterscot replied

20 August 2013, 20:41
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I'm really disliking it these days.

Yes it remains an important way for me to keep connected with my family and social circle. What are the alternatives?
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darmstadt replied

20 August 2013, 20:23
Probably bought from here: KNIFE STORE | KITCHEN CUTLERY | KNIFE SHOP or he was planning on a trip: Tight Arse Travel: Tight arse cutlery or just misinterpreted butt-fork
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AtW replied

20 August 2013, 20:21
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

They'll never let him forket it.
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Zippy replied

20 August 2013, 20:15
But he was 'discharged' afterwards.
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RedSauce replied

20 August 2013, 14:03
So it is true what they say, spooning does lead to forking
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BrilloPad replied

20 August 2013, 13:56
I was in the kichen in my bathrobe that fell open when I slipped and there was a folk on the floor and....

Doesn't scan really.
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Mich the Tester replied

20 August 2013, 13:55
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Sasguru hasn't been able to live that one down at the bowls club yet.

They'll never let him forket it.
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MarillionFan replied

20 August 2013, 13:54
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Have we done this one yet?

Man, 70, has 10cm steel kitchen fork removed from inside his PENIS after sexual adventure goes wrong | Mail Online

Sasguru hasn't been able to live that one down at the bowls club yet.
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Mich the Tester started a topic Cutlery

20 August 2013, 13:53
Cutlery

Have we done this one yet?

Man, 70, has 10cm steel kitchen fork removed from inside his PENIS after sexual adventure goes wrong | Mail Online
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