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If it was in the UK they would charge for parking"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
It all runs like cockwork.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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You know your an engineer when you looked at that shed and thought "so they force them to park on the left so presumably the passenger in the right can get out easier and the driver can't open their door". Rather than wayhey nookie.Comment
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They did somethimg similar, albeit less glamorous, in the Netherlands about 15 years ago. The right wing govt abolished the project in 2002 (I was there at the time).<Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!Comment
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So you get a clamp as well as the clap?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Ask MF he should know.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDo those with premature ejaculation get a speeding ticket?merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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