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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    You know your an engineer when you looked at that shed and thought "so they force them to park on the left so presumably the passenger in the right can get out easier and the driver can't open their door". Rather than wayhey nookie.
    YOU'RE

    But apart from that,

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Ask MF he should know.
    How would MF know? He's never there when the wife comes

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  • petergriffin
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    You were there? Did they nick you for kerb crawling?

    I was in Amsterdam in 2002 but I was not after the street ho's. I've occasionally been to the RLD (I guess it's much smaller now) but strangely enough, when I'm in NL, my sex drive drops to zero. They must put something in the cheese or the frikandel, of which I'm very fond (think of FEBO, if you've ever been there).

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Do those with premature ejaculation get a speeding ticket?
    Ask MF he should know.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by petergriffin View Post
    The right wing govt abolished the project in 2002 (I was there at the time).
    You were there? Did they nick you for kerb crawling?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Do those with premature ejaculation get a speeding ticket?

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  • SimonMac
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    So you get a clamp as well as the clap?

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  • petergriffin
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    They did somethimg similar, albeit less glamorous, in the Netherlands about 15 years ago. The right wing govt abolished the project in 2002 (I was there at the time).

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  • Sockpuppet
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    You know your an engineer when you looked at that shed and thought "so they force them to park on the left so presumably the passenger in the right can get out easier and the driver can't open their door". Rather than wayhey nookie.

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  • sbakoola
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    beats thrashing one out in the garden shed I expect.

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  • doodab
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    It all runs like cockwork.

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  • Paddy
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    If it was in the UK they would charge for parking

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  • Troll
    started a topic Swiss Drive in Sex

    Swiss Drive in Sex


    Drivers will have to follow a clearly marked route along which up to 40 prostitutes will be stationed.

    Once they have chosen one of the women and negotiated a fee, they will drive into one of the wooden sheds, which are hung with posters advocating the use of condoms and warning of the risk of Aids.


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