Would you kill a puppy for one million pounds?

[MarillionFan]

I'd do it for a sausage sandwich

I've heard that before.

[doodab]

You sick bastards. Look into their little eyes...

[RedSauce]

Lock it in a room with you and it will kill itself

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SimonMac again

[Old Greg]

I'd do it for a sausage sandwich

This thread is about killing puppies.

[Old Greg]

You sick bastards. Look into their little eyes...

I'd definitely want to do that.

[BrilloPad]

This thread is about killing puppies.

Can't you have puppy sausages?

[Old Greg]

Lock it in a room with you and it will kill itself

But maybe it could provide some much needed companionship for those poor frightened little girls.

[gingerjedi]

I killed a frog with my lawn mower last weekend and I'm still feeling bad about it now, especially when the kids still look out for it when they're in the garden.

If someone gave me £1m I might feel different about it.

[Old Greg]

We need a puppy killer scale. Your score is:

Number of puppies you would be prepared to kill for £1,000,000.

It's not about profit, so you need to consider your operating costs. But assume all puppies are delivered to your busness premises. And you have to kill them personally.

[Pondlife]

What breed are we talking about here?

Are we talking about a proper dog or one of those handbag accessory, little yappy things that I could easily drop kick over the posts from the 22 yard line.


I have a dog but am definitely not a dog person.