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Would you kill a puppy for one million pounds?
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No problem. Where is it?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBased on a post on the INFP forum Mudskipper has joined to discuss why she hides in a cupboard when people come around to visit
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Would you kill a puppy for a £1 million quid?
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Probably a knife. Either multiple stabs or a clean cut around the neck.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAnd the preferred method of said execution?Comment
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Interesting. I think Id go for the spade approach, either a few deft belts with the flat of the spade or into the neck and straight down.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostProbably a knife. Either multiple stabs or a clean cut around the neck.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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The word in Blackpool is that you'll do anything for a tenner. Twice, you filthy bitch.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostCall yourselves contractors? I'd do it for a tenner and I've been a vegetarian for 20 years.Comment
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Cheap rat poison.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostInteresting. I think Id go for the spade approach, either a few deft belts with the flat of the spade or into the neck and straight down.Comment
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I'd do it for a sausage sandwichOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Lock it in a room with you and it will kill itselfOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostAnd the preferred method of said execution?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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