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Would you kill a puppy for one million pounds?
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I've heard that before.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -

You sick bastards. Look into their little eyes...While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SimonMac againOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostLock it in a room with you and it will kill itselfComment
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This thread is about killing puppies.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI'd do it for a sausage sandwichComment
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I'd definitely want to do that.Originally posted by doodab View Post
You sick bastards. Look into their little eyes...Comment
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Can't you have puppy sausages?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostThis thread is about killing puppies.Comment
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But maybe it could provide some much needed companionship for those poor frightened little girls.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostLock it in a room with you and it will kill itselfComment
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I killed a frog with my lawn mower last weekend and I'm still feeling bad about it now, especially when the kids still look out for it when they're in the garden.
If someone gave me £1m I might feel different about it.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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We need a puppy killer scale. Your score is:
Number of puppies you would be prepared to kill for £1,000,000.
It's not about profit, so you need to consider your operating costs. But assume all puppies are delivered to your busness premises. And you have to kill them personally.Comment
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What breed are we talking about here?
Are we talking about a proper dog or one of those handbag accessory, little yappy things that I could easily drop kick over the posts from the 22 yard line.
I have a dog but am definitely not a dog person.Comment
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