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    #11
    Originally posted by darmstadt
    Frida Question Corner
    So who's Frida and when are you gonna ask the question about her?
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

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      #12
      His sense of smell must have been bad if he was sticking his nose in your buisness.

      How come if you fart yourself it's always a pleasing/satisfying experience.
      Or even a proud moment...but if someone else does it it's criminal?????

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        #13
        Originally posted by darmstadt
        Why is it, that when you stay in a hotel and use the bathroom to evacuate your bowels, the mirrors are always placed so that you can always watch yourself wiping your bottom?
        Because your staying in a cheap hotel that doesn’t have a bidet or a douche.
        HEALTH WARNING. IT Can Damage your Health. Free Advice. Advice in the forum is the £9,995 version. By reading the health warning you are agreeing to the terms and conditions. Advice maybe bad as well as good. 24 months interest free. Your home is at risk if you don’t keep up payments. Advice limited to availability.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Clog II The Avenger
          Because your staying in a cheap hotel that doesn’t have a bidet or a douche.
          A what? I thought this was ContractorUK. with particular attention to the UK bit

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            #15
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            You know, one of those funny footbath things...
            Some of those ghastly continental types dont wear socks I suppose thats why these glorified footbaths are popular in your continental hotel.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Clog II The Avenger
              Because your staying in a cheap hotel that doesn’t have a bidet or a douche.
              "you're"

              Definitely don't stay in hotels with one of these:

              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #17
                Fred !!! shuddafukup !

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  You know, one of those funny footbath things...

                  Footbath?
                  I thought they were like the school drink fountains!!!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by snaw
                    So who's Frida and when are you gonna ask the question about her?
                    You can find her here in Denmark

                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      #20
                      One of these.



                      After a hot day at work, its nice to sit down and cool them off ready for the next session.
                      HEALTH WARNING. IT Can Damage your Health. Free Advice. Advice in the forum is the £9,995 version. By reading the health warning you are agreeing to the terms and conditions. Advice maybe bad as well as good. 24 months interest free. Your home is at risk if you don’t keep up payments. Advice limited to availability.

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