Reply to: Frida Question Corner

[Clog II The Avenger]

One of these.



After a hot day at work, its nice to sit down and cool them off ready for the next session.

[darmstadt]

So who's Frida and when are you gonna ask the question about her?

You can find her here in Denmark

[Phoenix]

You know, one of those funny footbath things...

Footbath?
I thought they were like the school drink fountains!!!

[Andyw]

Fred !!! shuddafukup !

[darmstadt]

Because your staying in a cheap hotel that doesn’t have a bidet or a douche.

"you're"

Definitely don't stay in hotels with one of these:

[AlfredJPruffock]

You know, one of those funny footbath things...

Some of those ghastly continental types dont wear socks I suppose thats why these glorified footbaths are popular in your continental hotel.

[Phoenix]

Because your staying in a cheap hotel that doesn’t have a bidet or a douche.

A what? I thought this was ContractorUK. with particular attention to the UK bit

[Clog II The Avenger]

Why is it, that when you stay in a hotel and use the bathroom to evacuate your bowels, the mirrors are always placed so that you can always watch yourself wiping your bottom?

Because your staying in a cheap hotel that doesn’t have a bidet or a douche.

[Phoenix]

His sense of smell must have been bad if he was sticking his nose in your buisness.

How come if you fart yourself it's always a pleasing/satisfying experience.
Or even a proud moment...but if someone else does it it's criminal?????

[snaw]

Frida Question Corner

So who's Frida and when are you gonna ask the question about her?

[The Lone Gunman]

Why is it, that when you stay in a hotel and use the bathroom to evacuate your bowels, the mirrors are always placed so that you can always watch yourself wiping your bottom?

If this disturbs you try tulipting the bed then wipe with the sheets. Sorted!

[hyperD]

Why would he stick his nose in your sh*t?

Because his smelled so bad... wouldn't you?

[Andyw]

It's so you dont have to fumble around with your camera phone !!

[Phoenix]

Spooky... we obviously visited the same Greek motels....!

My (late) dog tulips smelled worse than mine - and he used to stick his nose in it. The dirty bastard...

Why would he stick his nose in your sh*t?

[hyperD]

Spooky... we obviously visited the same Greek motels....!

Whilst we are in the toilet, so to speak, how come your tulips never smell as repugnant as other people tulips ?

My (late) dog tulips smelled worse than mine - and he used to stick his nose in it. The dirty bastard...