Why is it, that when you stay in a hotel and use the bathroom to evacuate your bowels, the mirrors are always placed so that you can always watch yourself wiping your bottom?
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Is it because they are one way mirrors?Originally posted by darmstadtIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers. -
Could it be that is actually a one way mirror and some grubby character ie the Hotel plongeur is sitting behind the mirror enjoying the view ?Originally posted by darmstadt
Just a thought .
Whilst we are in the toilet, so to speak, how come your tulips never smell as repugnant as other people tulips ?Comment
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Try having a night out consisting of 8 pints of Guiness and a Kebab.Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Because some dirty twats can't wipe there bum successfuly without the aid of a friggin mirrorOriginally posted by darmstadt
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Spooky... we obviously visited the same Greek motels....!
My (late) dog tulips smelled worse than mine - and he used to stick his nose in it. The dirty bastard...Originally posted by AlfredJPruffockIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Why would he stick his nose in your sh*t?Originally posted by hyperDComment
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It's so you dont have to fumble around with your camera phone !!
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Because his smelled so bad... wouldn't you?Originally posted by PhoenixIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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If this disturbs you try tulipting the bed then wipe with the sheets. Sorted!Originally posted by darmstadtI am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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