Originally posted by darmstadt
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So who's Frida and when are you gonna ask the question about her?Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Because your staying in a cheap hotel that doesn’t have a bidet or a douche.Originally posted by darmstadtWhy is it, that when you stay in a hotel and use the bathroom to evacuate your bowels, the mirrors are always placed so that you can always watch yourself wiping your bottom?HEALTH WARNING. IT Can Damage your Health. Free Advice. Advice in the forum is the £9,995 version. By reading the health warning you are agreeing to the terms and conditions. Advice maybe bad as well as good. 24 months interest free. Your home is at risk if you don’t keep up payments. Advice limited to availability.Comment
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A what? I thought this was ContractorUK. with particular attention to the UK bitOriginally posted by Clog II The AvengerBecause your staying in a cheap hotel that doesn’t have a bidet or a douche.Comment
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Some of those ghastly continental types dont wear socks I suppose thats why these glorified footbaths are popular in your continental hotel.Originally posted by zeitghostYou know, one of those funny footbath things...
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"you're"Originally posted by Clog II The AvengerBecause your staying in a cheap hotel that doesn’t have a bidet or a douche.
Definitely don't stay in hotels with one of these:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostYou know, one of those funny footbath things...
Footbath?
I thought they were like the school drink fountains!!!
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You can find her here in DenmarkOriginally posted by snawSo who's Frida and when are you gonna ask the question about her?
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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One of these.
After a hot day at work, its nice to sit down and cool them off ready for the next session.HEALTH WARNING. IT Can Damage your Health. Free Advice. Advice in the forum is the £9,995 version. By reading the health warning you are agreeing to the terms and conditions. Advice maybe bad as well as good. 24 months interest free. Your home is at risk if you don’t keep up payments. Advice limited to availability.Comment
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