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Splitting the Bills

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    #91
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    When they show the cup of blue water, it's to demonstrate absorbency, not to suggest an alternative use as a coaster.
    Reusing them is taking household economy a little too far.

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      #92
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      You pair are so bitter!!

      Not every woman is a bitch and (shock horror) not every divorced woman is a bitch!
      Just the kind they attract.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #93
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        Pads for hot drinks, I drive the wife mad by going round after her and sliding a pad under her coffee so she doesn't scar the furniture.

        You lot are just perverse.
        Coaster! Coaster! Coaster!
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #94
          I'm not married, now I know why:


          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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