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Bongo is only one letter away from Congo"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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I nearly crashed this morning when I first heard it on R4 - funniest thing I've heard in ages.
Also the thought of all those professionally offended types clamouring to foam at the mouth the most just heightened the mirth. R4 had two of them on to handwring in turbo drive.
Love this planet sometimes
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But is he referring to the Republic of Bongo-bongo or the Democratic Republic of Bongo-bongo?Originally posted by Paddy View PostBongo is only one letter away from Congo
I think we should be told, and if not, then he should be fired for confusing us all.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I wonder if this chap is like Alan Clark in more ways than one? Like having sex with mother and daughter - though not at the same time......Comment
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So that makes you Nigel Farage.Originally posted by sasguru View PostJust shows what a bunch of cretins are in UKIP.
And who would you vote for oh cretinous one?Comment
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Surely it would be the Peoples Democratic Republic of Bongo Bongo LandOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostBut is he referring to the Republic of Bongo-bongo or the Democratic Republic of Bongo-bongo?
I think we should be told, and if not, then he should be fired for confusing us all.
The splitters!Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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Apparently if you do them at the same time it is called a sportsmans double.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI wonder if this chap is like Alan Clark in more ways than one? Like having sex with mother and daughter - though not at the same time......Comment
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Yep, but it also shows what a bunch of cretins are trying to oppose them at the moment. His comments are so stupid they don't really warrant an answer, and those who whined about them are just attracting attention to him, which is a bit sad, because otherwise he could be left to peacefully waste his otherwise meaningless existence in a pub in Brussels at the expense of taxpayers, much like the Belgians let their unemployables do.Originally posted by sasguru View PostJust shows what a bunch of cretins are in UKIP.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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