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I have one of those - also the shiit I got on here for moaning about getting 6 points for two laser gunned 34's in a 30 a while back..... -
Burn him!!!!Originally posted by stek View PostI have one of those - also the shiit I got on here for moaning about getting 6 points for two laser gunned 34's in a 30 a while back.....Comment
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That might be a brief custodial.Originally posted by Platypus View PostMight be fixed penalty, might be court, officer said they'd decide and let me know.
Looking now, many thanks, great link.
I could live with that. Actually that's quite reassuring!
Mine is timed 1/4 mile at night, cited for 100 in a 60. Again, I could live with a month.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Sharing a cell with bubba a brief custodial can seem a lifetime.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThat might be a brief custodial.Comment
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Because ze Germans can fookin drive.Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhy is 100mph illegally done on a deserted motorway more dangerous than 130mph done legally on a reasonably busy autobahn?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Unless you like that kind of thing. MF said his bird flew by.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSharing a cell with bubba a brief custodial can seem a lifetime.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Missed out on that 2.0 Capri in your youth?Originally posted by d000hg View PostDicks who buy stupid sportscars deliberately designed to slide all over the road, now they would definitely deserve a ban on principle. Especially when they're middle-aged and have no excuse.
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Only $29,950 from all participating dealers. Fluffy dice not included.Comment
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And for that reason, I'm out.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostMissed out on that 2.0 Capri in your youth?
Introducing the all new Toyota Mid Life!
"More power than grip! More grip than sense!"
Only $29,950 from all participating dealers. Fluffy dice not included.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Could be worse. He could be sharing a cell with you. Purgatory.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSharing a cell with bubba a brief custodial can seem a lifetime.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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So Germans living in England can speed then?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostBecause ze Germans can fookin drive.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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