Book him Danno - Speeding Thread

[BrilloPad]

Could be worse. He could be sharing a cell with you. Purgatory.

You need a single cell as you fill an entire one.

[SueEllen]

Of course, I agree. But I can't see many circumstances where 100mph is acceptable anyway.

And don't give me the crap about open road, visibility etc. We all know that you regularly see people doing 100mph about 10 meters behind tailgating a car in the outside lane.

Since you drive on the motorways at 60mph, which you have openly admitted, you wouldn't know what speeds people on the outside lane tailgate at.

[darmstadt]

All law and all law “makers” are communist gangster computer god concoctions and manipulations with gangster play boy parroting puppet con artist judges, who never even look at “their” volumes of decision books, unbelievably printed by gangster computer god brain computer printing machines at 2,000 two thousand words a minute.

[IRMe]

All law and all law “makers” are communist gangster computer god concoctions and manipulations with gangster play boy parroting puppet con artist judges, who never even look at “their” volumes of decision books, unbelievably printed by gangster computer god brain computer printing machines at 2,000 two thousand words a minute.

Are you related to AManFromMars?

[darmstadt]

Are you related to AManFromMars?

Nope, but that is some good tulip

[Paddy]

You have two possible defences.

If you contract for the Police, Fire or Ambulance as the law states that "Any vehicle used for the purpose of Police, Fire or Ambulance" is exempt from road traffic regulations"

http://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2...0110935_en.pdf

Alternatively, if you contract for the MOD, NHS or other government department you are exempt for the law of the land as in the case of Lord Advocate v Dumbarton District Council; Lord Advocate v Strathclyde Regional Council.

Constitutional law; application of statute to Crown -- Lord Advocate v Dumbarton District Council; Lord Advocate v Strathclyde Regional Council | The Law Gazette

The law doesn’t apply to policemen spraying CS gas | Liberal Conspiracy

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Missed out on that 2.0 Capri in your youth?

Introducing the all new BMW Boorish swine!

"More power than grip! No grip at all in bad weather!"

Only $32329,950 from all participating dealers (includes 32329,949 marketing subsidy). Fluffy dice not included.

FTFY

[DimPrawn]

FTFY

Us cocks prefer Audi's now.

[psychocandy]

I've been clocked at 120mph+ in US in 330HP Shelby GT and to cut things short I narrowly avoided gangraping in a Massachusets jail and I got away with a paltry $1000 (3 hours of work or so?)
HTH

There we go. Prime example....
Not only, is boasting about the car hes driving and how fast hes going, he also feels the need to boast about how much he earns.

Extreme willy-waving here.... :-)

Probably all too bollacks mind. Perhaps something shoved up his arse would do him some good.

[psychocandy]

Since you drive on the motorways at 60mph, which you have openly admitted, you wouldn't know what speeds people on the outside lane tailgate at.

??? When did i say that?