Flipping heck

[d000hg]

I'd really like to be around to see the Earth's pole flip, it just seems really cool.

[DimPrawn]

I'd really like to be around to see the Earth's pole flip, it just seems really cool.

It takes 10,000 years to complete, so yes, so would I like to live 10,000 years. Even just to get 10,000 years worth of pension payments out of Her Maj Govt.

[doodab]

this is no laughing matter. I dont want to be a southerner

[sasguru]

Put down that shandy!!

I've never understood why Northeners think that boasting about their alcoholism is big and clever.
After all any idiot can train their liver to deal with copious amounts of alcohol whilst completely destroying it.
Is it because they're congenitally stupid?

[doodab]

I've never understood why Northeners think that boasting about their alcoholism is big and clever.

It's because in the north all life is suffering. So what they are actually saying is "my suffering will be over sooner than yours". It's roughly equivalent to a southerner boasting about how many staff they are taking to the dalmatian coast with them this year.

[d000hg]

Living in London is the real suffering.

[sasguru]

Living in London is the real suffering.

Yeah it's terrible here. Stay away.

[d000hg]

Yeah it's terrible here. Stay away.

It's people just like you who make it terrible.

[sasguru]

It's people just like you who make it terrible.

True, we don't have faux, superficial friendliness and verbal diarrhoea down south like you Northerners.
So if you like that sort of thing stay up North.

[EternalOptimist]

It's people just like you who make it terrible.

go easy on him. He's terrified of becoming a Northerner and losing some money on his house