Reply to: Flipping heck

[DimPrawn]

I always get the impression that sassy is our own Brian Sewell.

Well, except sasguru sounds and looks more poncy.

[d000hg]

True, we don't have faux, superficial friendliness

Yes but we don't use the word "faux".

[EternalOptimist]

Why are we paying scientists to monitor this stuff? Could they not do something useful like butlering for sas?

It's all about expanding our understanding. If we didnt pay them to do this, they would have to get jobs working behind bars, and we all know where that would lead.
understand ?

[BrilloPad]

Why are we paying scientists to monitor this stuff? Could they not do something useful like butlering for sas?

[EternalOptimist]

It's people just like you who make it terrible.

go easy on him. He's terrified of becoming a Northerner and losing some money on his house

[sasguru]

It's people just like you who make it terrible.

True, we don't have faux, superficial friendliness and verbal diarrhoea down south like you Northerners.
So if you like that sort of thing stay up North.

[d000hg]

Yeah it's terrible here. Stay away.

It's people just like you who make it terrible.

[sasguru]

Living in London is the real suffering.

Yeah it's terrible here. Stay away.

[d000hg]

Living in London is the real suffering.

[doodab]

I've never understood why Northeners think that boasting about their alcoholism is big and clever.

It's because in the north all life is suffering. So what they are actually saying is "my suffering will be over sooner than yours". It's roughly equivalent to a southerner boasting about how many staff they are taking to the dalmatian coast with them this year.

[sasguru]

Put down that shandy!!

I've never understood why Northeners think that boasting about their alcoholism is big and clever.
After all any idiot can train their liver to deal with copious amounts of alcohol whilst completely destroying it.
Is it because they're congenitally stupid?

[doodab]

this is no laughing matter. I dont want to be a southerner

[DimPrawn]

I'd really like to be around to see the Earth's pole flip, it just seems really cool.

It takes 10,000 years to complete, so yes, so would I like to live 10,000 years. Even just to get 10,000 years worth of pension payments out of Her Maj Govt.

[d000hg]

I'd really like to be around to see the Earth's pole flip, it just seems really cool.

[Doggy Styles]

The suns magnetic field is about to flip.

no need to panic though, it happens once every solar cycle

poles about to swap over

The BBC will no doubt call it Anthropogenic Solar Pole Reversal