Flying ants

[Troll]

Bugger the ants. I'm getting tons of grasshoppers and crickets in my living room hopping around everywhere and making that annoying noise. I've resorted to using hair spray on them (works wonders).

Hmmm... war in the Holy Land, drought in temperate climes, and now plagues of grasshoppers,crickets & flying ants

again it is the prophecy... make peace with your God, we are all doomed™

[hyperD]

I'm sure I saw four horseman riding around here as well... one of the horses had a load of flies buzzing around him

[zeitghost]

I'm sure I saw four horseman riding around here as well... one of the horses had a load of flies buzzing around him

Was one riding a Pale Horse?

[Cowboy Bob]

Wouldn't it be a hoot if the 2nd coming was aborted because they mistook de lawd for an illegal immigrant and booted him out again?

If Jesus came to Earth today
They'd crucify him straight away
Upon a cross of MDF
And they'd use "No Need For Nails"

From "Upon Westminster Bridge" by Half Man Half Biscuit

[zeitghost]

You should all be beheaded.

Chico.

[hyperD]

Was one riding a Pale Horse?

No, just a green one. Something to do with the translation from Greek to ye olde english...