Thought for the day

[SimonMac]

Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?

[vetran]

Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?

no but the decay will smell horrible.

And with a little bit of luck it will glow in the dark so you can find it at night.

[Old Greg]

Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?

Is the square root of an enemy an imaginary friend?

[Paddy]

Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?

On station announcements, rather than saying this train is formed of eight carriages, I would love to hear ; this train is formed of anti-matter and will terminate on contact with another train