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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
    On station announcements, rather than saying this train is formed of eight carriages, I would love to hear ; this train is formed of anti-matter and will terminate on contact with another train

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  • Old Greg
    replied
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
    Is the square root of an enemy an imaginary friend?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
    no but the decay will smell horrible.

    And with a little bit of luck it will glow in the dark so you can find it at night.

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