Burger Challenge/ Getting fat

[BrilloPad]

I am thinking of doing the burger challenge for 100 days. It seems like a good way to get fat quickly. Any of the fatness experts have any opinion on it? I used to run to be fat but not so good on the joints. Any other suggestions, would prefer something that can been done at home.

[SimonMac]

I am thinking of doing the burger challenge for 100 days. It seems like a good way to get fat quickly. Any of the fatness experts have any opinion on it? I used to run to be fat but not so good on the joints. Any other suggestions, would prefer something that can been done at home.

Paging MF, one for you!

[Mich the Tester]

Paging MF, one for you!

And AtW could supply a hire purchase sofa from the DFS permanent sale.

[MarillionFan]

Paging MF, one for you!

You have to train for this, it's no walk in the park.

Firstly a transatlantic life style works best, early starts, long hours, staying at the hotel. Start with a hearty breakfast each day, so that by lunchtime you're craving that special with extra cheese, bacon & grease. Then ease in with lots of coffee during the day, an early evening of beers then follow up the double cheese, extra hot, chilli & jalapenos angus steak burger and you're well on your way to Kobe

Extra tips.

Avoid the salad, they're just wasted calories

[bobspud]

Being fat is an Olympic sport that takes much effort. I often take friends to bodeans in London where I like to order the Jacobs ladder. Finishing a rack of beef ribs is not something for the weak willed... It took several attempts before I got to grips with them but now I can manage a rack and extra burned ends and wings now.

Fat is a way of life

[mudskipper]

Get a job in MaccyD's - free food!

[Spacecadet]

You also want to drink gallons of fizzy soft drinks every day preferably with a mars bar or 3

[Spacecadet]

And don't forget, proper support in any activity like this is essential

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[MarillionFan]

You also want to drink gallons of fizzy soft drinks every day preferably with a mars bar or 3

And remember to add ketchup and sugar to everything. Even the soft drinks.

[d000hg]

I am thinking of doing the burger challenge for 100 days. It seems like a good way to get fat quickly. Any of the fatness experts have any opinion on it? I used to run to be fat but not so good on the joints. Any other suggestions, would prefer something that can been done at home.

You're probably the one person here who can go on a burger challenge and not gain any weight...