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    Woman who had sex with cat tried to stab neighbour, claiming he told everyone | The Sun |News

    Zippy would you like to comment???
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Only in America...

    Now who'd be mad enough to work there..?

    EDIT: Credit where credit is due, they do seem to be fixing their economy: http://www.freep.com/article/2013071...r-9-bankruptcy
    Last edited by nomadd; 18 July 2013, 21:20.
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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      I had this cat once, and it came on heat. After a couple of nights of the cat marching up and down me flat, calling, I was a sleep deprived wreck.

      I remember wondering if 'sorting her out' would shut her up. And by this I was envisaging using one of those pencils, with the rubber ends (for the cats comfort).

      Then I came to my senses, and decide it was the sleep deprivation talking.

      True story.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        I had this cat once, and it came on heat. After a couple of nights of the cat marching up and down me flat, calling, I was a sleep deprived wreck.

        I remember wondering if 'sorting her out' would shut her up. And by this I was envisaging using one of those pencils, with the rubber ends (for the cats comfort).

        Then I came to my senses, and decide it was the sleep deprivation talking.

        True story.





        memo to self - never borrow a pencil off of suity



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        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          Cats freak me out, I was alone in my house bar the cats once and swore I could hear a child crying in the house

          I would never have guessed it was the sound of two cats shagging, it's the most disturbing thing I've heard
          Doing the needful since 1827

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            I had this cat once, and it came on heat. After a couple of nights of the cat marching up and down me flat, calling, I was a sleep deprived wreck.

            I remember wondering if 'sorting her out' would shut her up. And by this I was envisaging using one of those pencils, with the rubber ends (for the cats comfort).

            Then I came to my senses, and decide it was the sleep deprivation talking.

            True story.
            Are you trying to tell us how you ended up with cat AIDS, suity?

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              #7
              I'm not sure a woman could physically have sex with a cat, unless it was a lion or a tiger or something. Maybe it was just 2nd base and she was exaggerating.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Brown, who lives with family and a number of cats and dogs, has been charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon.
                Why has she not been charged with having assaulted a cat?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Why has she not been charged with having assaulted a cat?
                  The cat consented?
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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