Meoww!!!

[SimonMac]

Why has she not been charged with having assaulted a cat?

The cat consented?

[BrilloPad]

Brown, who lives with family and a number of cats and dogs, has been charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon.

Why has she not been charged with having assaulted a cat?

[d000hg]

I'm not sure a woman could physically have sex with a cat, unless it was a lion or a tiger or something. Maybe it was just 2nd base and she was exaggerating.

[Old Greg]

I had this cat once, and it came on heat. After a couple of nights of the cat marching up and down me flat, calling, I was a sleep deprived wreck.

I remember wondering if 'sorting her out' would shut her up. And by this I was envisaging using one of those pencils, with the rubber ends (for the cats comfort).

Then I came to my senses, and decide it was the sleep deprivation talking.

True story.

Are you trying to tell us how you ended up with cat AIDS, suity?

[amcdonald]

Cats freak me out, I was alone in my house bar the cats once and swore I could hear a child crying in the house

I would never have guessed it was the sound of two cats shagging, it's the most disturbing thing I've heard

[EternalOptimist]

I had this cat once, and it came on heat. After a couple of nights of the cat marching up and down me flat, calling, I was a sleep deprived wreck.

I remember wondering if 'sorting her out' would shut her up. And by this I was envisaging using one of those pencils, with the rubber ends (for the cats comfort).

Then I came to my senses, and decide it was the sleep deprivation talking.

True story.

memo to self - never borrow a pencil off of suity

[suityou01]

OMG!!!

Woman who had sex with cat tried to stab neighbour, claiming he told everyone | The Sun |News

Zippy would you like to comment???

I had this cat once, and it came on heat. After a couple of nights of the cat marching up and down me flat, calling, I was a sleep deprived wreck.

I remember wondering if 'sorting her out' would shut her up. And by this I was envisaging using one of those pencils, with the rubber ends (for the cats comfort).

Then I came to my senses, and decide it was the sleep deprivation talking.

True story.

[nomadd]

OMG!!!

Woman who had sex with cat tried to stab neighbour, claiming he told everyone | The Sun |News

Zippy would you like to comment???

Only in America...

Now who'd be mad enough to work there..?

EDIT: Credit where credit is due, they do seem to be fixing their economy: http://www.freep.com/article/2013071...r-9-bankruptcy

[MarillionFan]

OMG!!!

Woman who had sex with cat tried to stab neighbour, claiming he told everyone | The Sun |News

Zippy would you like to comment???