Best and worst interview questions

[DimPrawn]

By weight one breast each of two women at the same time - then again for the other two?

Might try that in the office this affy....

1. Weigh four breasts from two women with one hand and four breasts on the other two women with the other (you might need big hands).

Discard the two women that feel the lightest at this point.

2. Weigh the two breasts on one of the remaining women with one hand and two breasts on the other remaining women.

Bingo! you've got your lop sided lady.

[darmstadt]

1. Weigh four breasts from two women with one hand and four breasts on the other two women with the other (you might need big hands).

Discard the two women that feel the lightest at this point.

2. Weigh the two breasts on one of the remaining women with one hand and two breasts on the other remaining women.

Bingo! you've got your lop sided lady.

Immaterial,

all

ladies are lopsided...

[MarillionFan]

Best

And obviously here at Penthouse sometimes you're expected to help out getting the girls ready for the photoshoots. We're all expected to know how the business works

Worst

Ill just introduce you to two colleagues. Eek, SimonMac can you put your penises down please and just pop into the office to say Hi. Also has anyone seen Suity???

[v8gaz]

Best recently -

'You've been here several times before. Have you ever upset anybody?'

Me, truthfully - 'yeah, probably everyone at one time or another'

'Your hired'

[amcdonald]

Best interview:
You've been here before so we can't be bothered with an interview can you start on....

Worst interview:
Being asked how would you feel about going permanent at the flipping interview

[RSoles]

Best:-
Will this desk be OK?.

Worst:-
What are your salary expectations?

How many years were you assembling 8080 processors?

What would you do if one of your testcases failed?
- followed by 'then what?', followed by 'then what?' 'then what?' 'then what?'....
What they meant was what WOULDN'T I do?
-They were actually looking to see if I'd say 'change the testcase to match the code'.

[Bunk]

Best:-
Will this desk be OK?.

Worst:-
What are your salary expectations?

How many years were you assembling 8080 processors?

What would you do if one of your testcases failed?
- followed by 'then what?', followed by 'then what?' 'then what?' 'then what?'....
What they meant was what WOULDN'T I do?
-They were actually looking to see if I'd say 'change the testcase to match the code'.

They've obviously met Bob

[TheFaQQer]

Best

And obviously here at Penthouse sometimes you're expected to help out getting the girls ready for the photoshoots. We're all expected to know how the business works

I did a gig with a Swedish interactive TV company many years back. The TV wall in reception had a different TV for each and every channel, including the naughty ones.

[OwlHoot]

1. Weigh four breasts from two women with one hand and four breasts on the other two women with the other (you might need big hands).

Discard the two women that feel the lightest at this point.

2. Weigh the two breasts on one of the remaining women with one hand and two breasts on the other remaining women.

Bingo! you've got your lop sided lady.

Or ask them to jump up and down several times, and spot the one who gets "out of sync".

Do I have the job?

[northernladuk]

Worst:

We have this tree structure, right.....

Erm, that is a question?