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SimonMac had already posted???What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
I'll be bedwetting hypochondriac man. No ailment ruled out.........
HTH
SY01“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I is 'Plasticman'
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Surely there are better things to disguise yourself as if you were plastic man???Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI is 'Plasticman'
No imagination these young uns..
'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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You've obviously never watched German pornOriginally posted by northernladuk View PostSurely there are better things to disguise yourself as if you were plastic man???
No imagination these young uns..
Okay, I is Souperman then:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I saw a giant pair of testicles running the Reading Half Marathon. (It took me a while to realise he wasn't a hairy peanut.Originally posted by vetran View PostWoman dressed as vagina stops fight between penis and man | Central Somerset Gazette
you don't see that every day!
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MF's company vanOriginally posted by northernladuk View PostDarn, I just read the title and went and got the transport sorted...

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