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Old Hack replied

12 July 2013, 21:15
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Darn, I just read the title and went and got the transport sorted...

MF's company van
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mudskipper replied

12 July 2013, 19:52
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Woman dressed as vagina stops fight between penis and man | Central Somerset Gazette

you don't see that every day!

I saw a giant pair of testicles running the Reading Half Marathon. (It took me a while to realise he wasn't a hairy peanut. )
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darmstadt replied

12 July 2013, 15:50
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Surely there are better things to disguise yourself as if you were plastic man??? No imagination these young uns..

You've obviously never watched German porn

Okay, I is Souperman then:
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northernladuk replied

12 July 2013, 15:40
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

I is 'Plasticman'

Surely there are better things to disguise yourself as if you were plastic man??? No imagination these young uns..
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darmstadt replied

12 July 2013, 15:19
I is 'Plasticman'
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shaunbhoy replied

12 July 2013, 15:18
I'll be bedwetting hypochondriac man. No ailment ruled out.........

HTH

SY01
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MarillionFan replied

12 July 2013, 14:02
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

SimonMac had already posted???
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vetran replied

12 July 2013, 13:03
And in a related story

Woman dressed as vagina stops fight between penis and man | Central Somerset Gazette

you don't see that every day!
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northernladuk replied

12 July 2013, 11:17
Darn, I just read the title and went and got the transport sorted...
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vetran replied

12 July 2013, 11:15
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Had her(in my dreams), (I was ) crap.

FTFY
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suityou01 replied

12 July 2013, 11:13
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

I'll be partner to Nyx

Had her, crap.
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vetran replied

12 July 2013, 11:12
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

I'll be partner to Nyx

yep

http://www.jameskocsis.com/7ueb300d0.../nyxposter.jpg
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Mich the Tester replied

12 July 2013, 11:02
I'll be partner to Nyx
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suityou01 replied

12 July 2013, 10:22
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I would be 'Poetic Man'

Saving citizens all of the time
By taking their words
and making the rhyme

Bit early to be on it EO, even for you.

Psssst, have a coffee
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suityou01 replied

12 July 2013, 10:21
Originally posted by NearlySuicidalKid

you know i actually considered suicide untill i found out about this site, guess you guyz were the inspriration i needed to have the will to keep on living guess i owe youse alot, i dont think your rlsh movement is crazy though alota people do, dont really care what anyone else says i aplaud you for trying to make the world a better place
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