How do you pee?

[mudskipper]

Sitting down for me. I did try it standing up when I was about seven, but it wasn't very successful.

[NotAllThere]

...Don't you just hate it when women leave the toilet seat down...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgFch-agM-k

(Sorry about the language, couldn't find an un-dubbed version).

[SueEllen]

Sitting down for me. I did try it standing up when I was about seven, but it wasn't very successful.

I've met a couple of women who claimed they can pee standing up. Then again both had travelled extensively to countries not known for hygienic toilets.

[Old Hack]

The ability to pee (as a man) while sitting is a sign of a healthy prostate. Therefore it is in fact very manly. It also stops any females romantically involved in your life who clean the bathroom area from getting pissed off with you and thereby removing privileges. So it's good strategy too.

I am happy with the former part (didn't know) and very true with the second part!

[Alias]

Don't you just hate it when women leave the toilet seat down.

No, as I lift the seat to pee but drop the lid afterwards...If I have to pick it up then so do they!....

[SueEllen]

No, as I lift the seat to pee but drop the lid afterwards...If I have to pick it up then so do they!....

A well trained man.

It's actually unhygienic to flush with the lid up. You are literally spraying tulip and piss everywhere.

Plus if everyone puts the lid down people there are no surprises.

[mudskipper]

A well trained man.

It's actually unhygienic to flush with the lid up. You are literally spraying tulip and piss everywhere.

Plus if everyone puts the lid down people there are no surprises.

Hmmm, I only put the lid down if there is a surprise and the flush isn't working.

[SueEllen]

Hmmm, I only put the lid down if there is a surprise and the flush isn't working.

Those science programs on the beeb have a lot to answer for they put fluorescent dye in the water in a bathroom and then showed the polite parts of bathroom usage at a house party. They also swabbed parts of the bathroom before and after.

Beer and cider from cans is the way to go.

[darmstadt]

Sideways due to a malfunctioning Prince Albert

[doodab]

At home or work I usually sit so I can use my phone two handed at the same time, unless I am in a hurry. When I'm out it depends on how the mood takes me.

I'm sitting now