Reply to: How do you pee?

[Halo Jones]

Life is like a stray pube on the rim. Sometimes you get pissed off.

Well that summs up Monday so far

[BrilloPad]

Life is like a stray pube on the rim. Sometimes you get pissed off.

[MaryPoppins]

I'm impressed, it sounds very realistic.

Did you try to move a stray pube off the rim or blast a stuck bit of poo from the side of the loo? If not you must try harder.

FFS. No!

My crappers are always immaculate.

[SimonMac]

I tried it last week, with a she-wee. Got piddle all over my hands.

There is people who pay good money for that kind of experience

[Uncle Albert]

You need one of these.

Maybe I'm getting old, but the idea of pissing on a smurf really doesn't do it for me.

Give me a stray pube though and I'm a sharp shooter.

[mudskipper]

I'm impressed, it sounds very realistic.

Did you try to move a stray pube off the rim or blast a stuck bit of poo from the side of the loo? If not you must try harder.

You need one of these.

[Uncle Albert]

I tried it last week, with a she-wee. Got piddle all over my hands.

I'm impressed, it sounds very realistic.

Did you try to move a stray pube off the rim or blast a stuck bit of poo from the side of the loo? If not you must try harder.

[MaryPoppins]

Sitting down for me. I did try it standing up when I was about seven, but it wasn't very successful.

I tried it last week, with a she-wee. Got piddle all over my hands.

[BrilloPad]

Her family invented the Prince Albert, they are a kinky bunch

Albert was German - they are all kinky over there. BUt then I suppose the queen is mostly German.

[SimonMac]

While chatting to the queen?

Her family invented the Prince Albert, they are a kinky bunch

[BrilloPad]

FTFY

While chatting to the queen?

[SimonMac]

Is there a wrong time?

FTFY

[BrilloPad]

Is this the wrong time to talk about "golden showers"?

Is there a right time?

Still if it floats your boat and you have an understanding partner then fill your boots. Or her boots....

[KentPhilip]

Is this the wrong time to talk about "golden showers"?

[BrilloPad]

During my last iron man I managed to pee while cycling. Very very difficult - took huge amount of concentration. I hope I can repeat the feat next time.